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Dubya gets drenched. 
After being called out by his own daughter, George W. Bush accepted the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge — with the assistance of his wife, former First Lady Laura. This video — and Bush’s surprised face — is the best thing you’ll see today. 

hogan taps out to the void

Happy National POTato Day!


East vs. West Coast Comedy War

Say my name Don Pardo!



RIP Don Pardo, 1918-2014. 

welcome to tumblr

(Source: mvgl, via asapkingsofparis)

"But hatred and viciousness are addictive. You can get high on them. Once you’ve had a little, you start shaking if you don’t get more."

- Margaret Atwood, “MaddAddam”

Do you want to see the most beautiful thing I’ve ever filmed?

So true, Margaret Atwood. So true.






An Octopus unscrewing a lid from the inside.

Octopuses are going to kill us all someday

I had a biology teacher that told us this story about an octopus at an aquarium in Australia. The staff were concerned because their population of crustaceans kept disappearing. No bodies or anything. So they checked the video feed to find out what’s up.

Across from the the crustacean tank was a small octopus tank. This little fucker squeezed out of a tiny hole at the top of his tank, walk across the hall, and get into the crustacean tank. He would then hunt and eat. After he was done, he crawled back out and get back in his tank

Here’s the kicker: security guards patrolled the area. The staff realized that the octopus had memorized the security’s routine. It would escape and be back between the guards’ round.

My friend who worked at Henry Doorly Zoo in Omaha, Nebraska had as similar story.  Rare fish were disappearing, they suspected theft, and so set up a camera. An octopus was unlocking the top of its tank, walking across the suspended walkway, unlocking the other tank, eating his fill, re-locking the other tank, then re-locking its own tank.

(via kampkrustykids)


Angelina Jolie by David LaChapelle 

"He doesn’t know which is worse, a past he can’t regain or a present that will destroy him if he looks at it too clearly. Then there’s the future. Sheer vertigo."

- Margaret Atwood, Oryx and Crake (via pro-solitude)